Best Place I Ever Worked
Mark McLaughlin, Jerrod Balzer, and I Drool Over a Typo
The best place I ever worked. Need you really ask? I’ve blogged about it until my fingers have bled, and I’m still going on about it.
Fucking Burger King. I worked there 3 years and by the time I left I had 3 ex-girlfriends – yeah, try working in that setting.
I'm still trying to figure out what to buy at the grocery store...Shower gel?
Ah, the things I learned at a fast food establishment.
I picked up a cigarette habit from my general manager and her 50-year-old daughter who had the hots for me.
That's so hot. Hey, baby, if I give you a shotgun will you suck me off?
I spied on one of the managers getting fucked by one of her employees in her office after hours.
The king of clown fucking. Oh yeah.
One of my girlfriends at that time – she worked the drive-thru and was a killer piece of ass – cheated on me with my friend who I also worked side by side with at the burger station. Needless to say he got the silent treatment for like a fucking season.
The chick on the right is the one that had the hots for me at Burger King.
What more could I ask for earning $4.50/hour? Now that’s cheap fucking entertainment. So when you buy that Whopper today, just know that S.D. Hintz saw one of his managers get a Whopper, too.
July 10, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Oh those were the days. I worked at a Burger King for a year, with my sister as an ass’t manager. Not only that but I was also living with her at the time as well. Used to sell, uh, stuff, from the drive through window, and frequently under the influence of something most days I worked there. How she put up with me I’ll never know.
That was probably 15 years ago at least, and recently we were talking about it, and she had no clue half the stuff we were doing went on. It was quite amusing.
July 11, 2009 at 2:59 am
I worked at Burger King for a week when I was 16. It was freaking awesome…okay, it really sucked, but the free food was awesome. ^_^
July 11, 2009 at 4:32 am
LOL
Yeah, thinking back it was one of my more enjoyable jobs, but probably because I was irresponsible and fucked off a lot.
And the free food was mighty tasty. At least I know who cooked it.
July 14, 2009 at 5:19 am
Here’s one of my Top Three: A full summer program at the Brainerd State Hospital working the Violently Aggressive Severly Mentally Challenged Adult Male Ward for 40 hours week at $7.50 an hour in 1985. We had guys (read murderers) in there who should have been in St. Peter, Minnesota’s own version of Arkham Asylum…
July 14, 2009 at 5:46 am
That certainly beats mine, Roy.